Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Nowhere close to the real thing

I am eating a grapefruit.

I really want a cadbury's creme egg, or a fist full of jelly beans, or some marshmallow peeps. I was deprived of easter candy this year, and easter candy is the best. I feel like i set myself up for a racy first time at prom, only to get stood up by my date.


I'm eating a grapefruit, enjoying the scent of the peel, slowly removing every speck of white pith. I'm eating each segment individually, tearing open the wedge to reveal the glimmering, juicy pink flesh.

Damn it, I want some chocolate.

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