Bad: Outrageous spread of delicious fatty treats.
Good: I stuck to raw veggies, a piece of pita and a dab of hummus and one glass of wine.
Bad: Incredible stiffness means I walk around like a 96 year old woman, calling attention to myself. As if I needed any more help in that department.
Good: I was photographed by the society page guy!
Bad: I'm not at my optimal society page weight.